The Zealot Who Showered Us With Weight Loss Tips
I go to this university where they have this free speech area. People can get up and say whatever they want, and not get in trouble, so long as they aren’t inciting riots or anything like that. Usually it’s some kind of a religious based talk, or a politically motivated speech. But the other day this guy, who appeared to be really healthy, was giving all these weight loss tips. He was basically screaming at everybody that walked by, and telling them they needed to get in shape or else. With as much fervor as most religious nuts would talk about the impending end of the world, this guy was talking about avoiding fast food and trans fats. It was pretty cool, actually.